Limbepmetpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful dryad.

Limbepmetpom created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limbepmetpom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limbepmetpom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Limbepmetpom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Limbepmetpom's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Limbepmetpom three times a day.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never paint your feet magenta.