Likkemfun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unselfish hedgehog.

Likkemfun created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likkemfun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Likkemfun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Likkemfun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Likkemfun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likkemfun.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Likkemfun's priests.