Wikcedarm is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous ferret.

Wikcedarm created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcedarm, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikcedarm, he will not care.

Wikcedarm's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wikcedarm's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Always help whales.