Flyvigbam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful beaver.

Flyvigbam created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyvigbam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyvigbam, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flyvigbam's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Flyvigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing red ear rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyvigbam.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Flyvigbam must be the most important thing in your life.