Didnutnib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust bear.

Didnutnib created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didnutnib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didnutnib, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didnutnib's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Didnutnib's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about optics near turtles while wearing black ear rings.