Cudcadbum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful cobra.

Cudcadbum created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cudcadbum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudcadbum, it will curse you with boils.

Cudcadbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cudcadbum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cudcadbum on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Cudcadbum.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always obey Cudcadbum's priests.

5. Never chant in holy places.