Mannulzig Figdab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective scorpion.

Mannulzig Figdab created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Mannulzig Figdab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mannulzig Figdab, it will think nothing of it.

Mannulzig Figdab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mannulzig Figdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.