Cepxuctam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic beaver.

Cepxuctam created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cepxuctam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cepxuctam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cepxuctam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cepxuctam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.