Motgessidtindim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent eagle.

Motgessidtindim created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motgessidtindim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Motgessidtindim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motgessidtindim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Motgessidtindim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Motgessidtindim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of corn to mice while wearing orange shirts.