Karpombed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dragonfly.

Karpombed created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karpombed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Karpombed, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Karpombed's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Karpombed's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing purple skirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Karpombed first in all things.

5. Never eat limes.