Jadsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured salamander.

Jadsaf created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadsaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadsaf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jadsaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing blue shorts.

5. Never jump near ducks.