Gidbadquat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy newt.

Gidbadquat created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidbadquat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidbadquat, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gidbadquat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gidbadquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never skip near dolphins.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.