Tamyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest wyrm.

Tamyatt created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tamyatt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tamyatt, it will be very sad.

Tamyatt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing white trousers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from black swans, for they are unholy.