Cubnibquaglab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, duplicitous parrot.

Cubnibquaglab created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnibquaglab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubnibquaglab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cubnibquaglab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cubnibquaglab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed peanuts to sheep while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cubnibquaglab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.