Cebbell is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable faun.

Cebbell created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cebbell, he will laugh at you.

Cebbell's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cebbell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cebbell first in all things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear red coats.

5. Do not take Cebbell's name in vain.