Hongonhon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy faun.

Hongonhon created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Hongonhon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hongonhon, she will laugh at you.

Hongonhon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hongonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.