Getsaslarg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody parrot.

Getsaslarg created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Getsaslarg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getsaslarg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Getsaslarg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Getsaslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if four ducks approach from the west.