Quafzodtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever hummingbird.

Quafzodtaf created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Quafzodtaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafzodtaf, he will turn you into a mole.

Quafzodtaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Quafzodtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never paint your chest fawn.

3. Do not take Quafzodtaf's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.