Sadbusdumfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful penguin.

Sadbusdumfod created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbusdumfod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadbusdumfod, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sadbusdumfod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sadbusdumfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to frogs while wearing cyan coats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Never talk about fire.