Somdottail is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow lobster.

Somdottail created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdottail, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Somdottail, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Somdottail's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Somdottail's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.