Watcidstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart spider.

Watcidstrag created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Watcidstrag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watcidstrag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Watcidstrag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Watcidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing purple scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never paint your back orange.