Nadhapmab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic tapir.

Nadhapmab created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadhapmab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nadhapmab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nadhapmab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nadhapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to grasshopers while wearing shorts.

2. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never mention nematodes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.