Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving bear.

Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan, she will cry a lot.

Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rultarghitkaplanrigbedwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never feed lots of figs to geese while wearing yellow ear rings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.