Pigflabrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent porpoise.

Pigflabrul created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigflabrul, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigflabrul, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pigflabrul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pigflabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not cook food in pots.