Cinminpomquimdubleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, blissful gerbil.

Cinminpomquimdubleg created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinminpomquimdubleg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinminpomquimdubleg, he will ignore you.

Cinminpomquimdubleg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cinminpomquimdubleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.