Shavcadgambun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless clam.

Shavcadgambun created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavcadgambun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Shavcadgambun, it will turn you into a snail.

Shavcadgambun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Shavcadgambun's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never skip in holy places.