Ganzenvagdib is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent parrot.

Ganzenvagdib created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganzenvagdib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ganzenvagdib, she will not care.

Ganzenvagdib's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ganzenvagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing green boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.