Dodjigman is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate fairy.

Dodjigman created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodjigman, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dodjigman, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dodjigman's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dodjigman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Dodjigman.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.