Sascadloop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain crocodile.

Sascadloop created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sascadloop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sascadloop, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sascadloop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sascadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near mites while wearing green shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not covet oxen.