Singudvog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable swan.

Singudvog created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Singudvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Singudvog, she will turn you into a snail.

Singudvog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Singudvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Singudvog's name in vain.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never run near gulls.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.