Narrotkardad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent finch.

Narrotkardad created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narrotkardad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narrotkardad, it will curse you with boils.

Narrotkardad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Narrotkardad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Narrotkardad loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Narrotkardad first in all things.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.