Gepmifbissvannilzog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured donkey.

Gepmifbissvannilzog created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepmifbissvannilzog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepmifbissvannilzog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gepmifbissvannilzog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gepmifbissvannilzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never paint your neck purple.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.