Guntiklig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable spider.

Guntiklig created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Guntiklig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guntiklig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Guntiklig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Guntiklig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. You must love Guntiklig.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing corsets.