Yimjapbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind manatee.

Yimjapbut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimjapbut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimjapbut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yimjapbut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yimjapbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

2. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.