Tikpodwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, clever troll.

Tikpodwon created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikpodwon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikpodwon, it will be very sad.

Tikpodwon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tikpodwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Put Tikpodwon first in all things.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing fawn shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.