Wanlid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered bee.

Wanlid created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanlid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanlid, it will strike you with lightening.

Wanlid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never leap near ants.

4. Never feed limes to mites while wearing purple dresses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.