Capdabquat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody dugong.

Capdabquat created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capdabquat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capdabquat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Capdabquat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Capdabquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing red corsets and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.