Spagsatnur is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident snake.

Spagsatnur created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsatnur, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spagsatnur, she will turn you into a plant.

Spagsatnur's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Spagsatnur's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Spagsatnur loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.