Pibdogstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid tortoise.

Pibdogstan created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibdogstan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibdogstan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pibdogstan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pibdogstan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pibdogstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to monkeys while wearing magenta dresses.