Govfubsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent jaguar.

Govfubsand created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Govfubsand, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Govfubsand, she will have a low opinion of you.

Govfubsand's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Govfubsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about dark matter.