Cethugsand is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy fish.

Cethugsand created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cethugsand, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cethugsand, she will not care at all.

Cethugsand's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cethugsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cethugsand on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing kilts.

4. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to otters while wearing purple shoes.