Bonkomtbassfun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud toad.

Bonkomtbassfun created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bonkomtbassfun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkomtbassfun, it will manifest in front of you.

Bonkomtbassfun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bonkomtbassfun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.