Yogrowbuntik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless fish.

Yogrowbuntik created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yogrowbuntik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogrowbuntik, she will think nothing of it.

Yogrowbuntik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yogrowbuntik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

4. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of rice to monkeys while wearing green shoes.