Queegjapxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate otter.

Queegjapxuck created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegjapxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Queegjapxuck, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegjapxuck's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Queegjapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. You must love Queegjapxuck.