Yarripjip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental crocodile.

Yarripjip created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarripjip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarripjip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yarripjip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yarripjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Put Yarripjip first in all things.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.