Tipnarbus is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring dragonfly.

Tipnarbus created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipnarbus, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipnarbus, she will remove you from existence.

Tipnarbus' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tipnarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Tipnarbus loves shrews, so they must be honoured.