Pangdagkem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak dog.

Pangdagkem created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdagkem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangdagkem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pangdagkem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pangdagkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.