Rulraktonktargrotyat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring crow.

Rulraktonktargrotyat created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulraktonktargrotyat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rulraktonktargrotyat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rulraktonktargrotyat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rulraktonktargrotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Rulraktonktargrotyat on top of important buildings.