Ruttruttbet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ruttruttbet created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttruttbet, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttruttbet, he will turn you into a worm.

Ruttruttbet's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ruttruttbet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Ruttruttbet's name in vain.