Stiksomzim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish rat.

Stiksomzim created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksomzim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stiksomzim, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Stiksomzim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stiksomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Stiksomzim on top of important buildings.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Stiksomzim loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.